I'm about to tell you about the scariest thing that has ever existed. Are you ready? It's very scary. It all began on Halloween in the last McDonald's that ever was. This McDonald's had survived through the systematic national culling of fast-food restaurants to this particular holiday because of its lucrative side-business in coffee stirrers. Now, the history of how McDonald's came into the coffee stirrer business is an interesting tale that is interspersed with unexplicable paranormal phenomenon. It all started when Ronald McDonald died of a horrible coffee related incident. Grimace discovered him on the floor, his face covered in pumpkin spice latte burns. "Look away, Fry Kids," said Grimace, "No child should be made to behold such things." No one noticed as Grimace opened his purse and removed a small revolver. I'm gonna do someting I shoulda done a loooooong time ago.

The preceding was a story you participated in on Thursday, October 30 2014. The sentence in bold is yours.


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