I'm about to tell you about the scariest thing that has ever existed. Are you ready? It's very scary.
It all began on Halloween in the last McDonald's that ever was.
This McDonald's had survived through the systematic national culling of fast-food restaurants to this particular holiday because of its lucrative side-business in coffee stirrers.
Now, the history of how McDonald's came into the coffee stirrer business is an interesting tale that is interspersed with unexplicable paranormal phenomenon.
It all started when Ronald McDonald died of a horrible coffee related incident.
But it was only later, when the Burger King and the Taco Bell Chihuahua were found dead with coffee still warm in their throats, that suspicions peaked.
Or should I say, "perked?"
The preceding was a story you participated in on Thursday, October 30 2014. The sentence in bold is yours.
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